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24 March 2009 @ 05:59 pm
 NEW ACCOUNT:

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toddykins
21 March 2009 @ 03:44 pm
Progress with.. some.. story?
I was .. erm, inspired to write a story about a man and his nipples.
Read if you like weird stuff.

One dreadful morning I woke up and my nipples tasted like milk duds. I knew from that moment on that my life would be changed forever.
My name is Edward Colon and I am 42 years old. At the time of this horrid yet fascinating event I was still living in my dead mother's basement, getting off on pregnant Japanese midget porn. It was a very depressing point in my life, I was too apathetic to find a real job after getting fired at Wendy's for dropping a hot rock on someone's burger. At the time it didn't seem so important as I still had a roof over my head and some extra money, but now as I am telling this story, I am living in a box with nothing but a notebook and a chewed up pencil. I will retell this story with as much accuracy as possible.
As I previously mentioned, I woke up and discovered the strange milk duddy taste of my nipples. I'm sure you're thinking, "How on Earth did he lick his nipples with such ease? Why?" Well, for one thing, it was no easy task. For another thing, I licked it out of curiosity and extreme boredom. I'm not really sure how I did it, but after a lot of unwanted pain and noise, I came through and managed to successfully lick my right nipple. I'd rather not talk about it, but for you lovely readers, I'll do it. I was sitting in my small bed with no sheets, which was covered in potato chips from the night before, and I was propped up on my favorite polka dot pillow. My head was pounding from my hangover and I was shirtless, sitting in silence and staring down at my hairy bare chest. I was gazing into my nipples, which were erect. No, I wasn't turned on by anything, I believe the window was open and there was a strong, cold wind.
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toddykins
20 March 2009 @ 08:18 pm
lolz, hi guys.
I really never use this thing anymore.
(except for reading descriptive gay porn.)

ANYWAY






I have a huge penis.


I have a new idea for a story. It isn't serial killers or horror for once! It's actually seagull gang wars in a suburban town.
I'll give you the gist of it some other time. I'm too distracted by huge boobs right now.


 
 
toddykins
11 March 2009 @ 04:50 pm
 Public enemies is not as far as you'd think.

 
 
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Which is why I stayed home from school


GUYS
THE TRAILER IS GONNA BE ON TV TODAY OR SOMETHING
THAT MEANS IT WILL BE ON YOUTUBE AND ALL OVER THE INTERBUTTS



 
 
 
toddykins
12 February 2009 @ 03:56 pm
Happy birthday, Lincoln!
you were a fine man!

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toddykins
10 February 2009 @ 10:34 pm
so i'm totally making a tom hanson role play account on myspace
however,
i have no doug penhall to be gay with.
:C

ANYONE UP FOR IT?


 
 
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toddykins
07 February 2009 @ 07:48 pm
Well, it wasn't that great. In fact, I almost cried in the dealer's room because it was just so ridiculously crowded. Craziness! xD
Other than the excessive crowding, it was a good time. I bought some really cute Japanese stuff, I'll post pictures tomorrow. They had some really cute stuff.

Umm. The line was HUUUUUGE. Then we had to stand on another line to get Michael Uslan's (guy who brought batman to the screen) autograph. My mom was quite happy to see him again because she used to work with him, and I laughed when he saw her and remembered her.
He was incredibly nice and his panel was great. Possibly the best part of today. He delivered a really inspirational speech. :3
I talked to him a little bit about Tim Burton since he worked with him in the past and well, yeah, it was pretty sweet. I got a free autographed comic book~ yay free stuff~

umm i waited like 20 minutes for a hotdog and that was the worst part of it, i believe. lmfao. my legs are killing meee.


I saw MAAAAAG and GRAAAAAAG and HAAAAAARRY and that was cool too and yeah.
(:
Also Chewbacca was really cool. He was huge-ish.
 
 
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toddykins
HI
I officially don't like obama anymore.


ANYWAY,
hi guys.
I never update anymore. I dunno why. I'm really tired.
I'm wearing sunglasses.

UHM today I did my schedule for next year. I wasn't sure what to take.
SO there are the only classes i care about:
journalism
monsters in literature
AP art
forensics

everything else is poop. we only have to have 6 periods next year. hurrayrharuahraufhdka
I hope my senior year won't suck as much as my junior year. i fucking hate this year, mainly because of chemistry.
huh.

SATURDAY IS COMIC CON IN THE CITY!
HURRAY! it's been so long since I have been to a convention.
and tomorrow Coraline is coming out~ i'm pretty much done with the book. i guess i got some good stuff to look forward to.


.... 145 days until public enemies.
 
 
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toddykins
25 January 2009 @ 12:02 am
um  
I'm sad.

my mom is all moody and depressed. it pisses me off.

I just want to curl up with someone and feel all warm and read what's eating gilbert grape so i can get myself to cry.

fkdjga WHY DON'T I OWN THAT BOOK YET
 
 
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